Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)
make me choose; (anons asked) blake or yang or tex
Clementine scares me sometimes.
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.