hairdresser: do you like it?
me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
the cold calculated vampire queen bonnibel & the carefree candy kingdom princess marceline who does all her paperwork the day before its due
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
Mexican gray wolf yawning by T Wheatley
The adventures of Bertholdt and the bubble
take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
"the test is today"
TALI IS THE AIR IN MY LUNGS AND THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS